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Carpet Installation A carpet layer had just finished installing c… Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Jockie Jokey A champion jockey is about to enter an import… Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Puppie Property 1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If …
Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Doggie Light Bulb How many dogs does it take to change a light … Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Cat Diet Most diets fail because we are still thinking… Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Cat Laws Law of Cat Inertia

A cat at rest w…
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Cat Pills INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL
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Moo and Meow A mother was reading a book about animals to … Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Signs you are at a bad zoo 1. When no one else is looking, you swear tha… Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Angry Neighbors Two neighbors had been fighting each other fo… Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Cow in the Wrong Location A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. … Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Alligator Shoes A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisia… Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Things Dogs Dont Understand 1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a… Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Cat knows your Internet Password? 9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy.… Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Bad Accident Investigation There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunat… Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Cat Technical Support This is an actual account by a worker at a te… Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Bad dog Bad While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog … Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Chicken Dilema Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Doggie Chalkboard Assignments This list of chalkboard assignments may be us… Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Smart Puppy A butcher is leaning on the counter toward th… Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Talking Roaches Two roaches were munching on garbage in an al… Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Animal Instrument Flying Guide Having detailed the concept of attitude contr… Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Chalkboard Assignments This list of chalkboard assignments may be us… Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Baby Bear Trouble The three bears had been having some trouble … Animal Joke 06/20/2008
Awesome Talking Dog A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man pr… Animal Joke 06/14/2008
Big Trouble Burgler A burglar has just made it into the house he'… Animal Joke 06/14/2008
Preacher Buys Parrot A preacher is buying a parrot.

"Ar…
Animal Joke 06/14/2008
Plumbers Here A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supp… Animal Joke 05/13/2008
Flying Dogs A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she'… Animal Joke 05/13/2008
Flying Fools Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms o… Animal Joke 05/13/2008
Cat Antics Purring:
Sound of a cat manufacturing cu…
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Animal Football The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had… Animal Joke 05/13/2008
Smart Dog I went to the cinema the other day and in the… Animal Joke 05/13/2008
Bikers Dog A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Doe… Animal Joke 05/13/2008
Feed Pigs Fast There was once a man from the city who was vi… Animal Joke 05/13/2008
Seeing Eye Dog A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side… Animal Joke 05/13/2008
Silly Bird Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because he… Animal Joke 05/13/2008
Bat Story Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the… Animal Joke 05/13/2008
Mad Cow Disease There were these two cows, chatting over the … Animal Joke 05/13/2008
Dog Afraid of Heights The other day, I was walking my dog around my… Animal Joke 05/13/2008
Brave Talk Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bra… Animal Joke 05/13/2008
Chess Pup A man went to visit a friend and was amazed t… Animal Joke 05/13/2008
Insulting Parrot This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides … Animal Joke 05/12/2008
Speedy Snail Car There was once a snail who was sick and tired… Animal Joke 05/12/2008
Caged Tiger Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft a… Animal Joke 05/12/2008
Chicken Library A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation… Animal Joke 05/12/2008
Frogs Psychic Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Fri… Animal Joke 05/12/2008
Horse Track Record Some race horses staying in a stable. One of … Animal Joke 05/12/2008
New Bird Purchase After many years of marriage, a husband has t… Animal Joke 05/12/2008
Dinosaur Road Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Animal Joke 05/12/2008
Chicken Beach Why did the chicken cross the beach?
Animal Joke 05/12/2008
Chicken Playground Why did the chicken cross the playground?
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Chicken Road Pt. Four Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
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Chicken Road Pt. Three Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
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Chicken Road Pt. Two Why did the chicken cross the road?

Animal Joke 05/12/2008
Chicken Road Pt. One Why did the chicken cross the road?

Animal Joke 05/12/2008